Like many people, this morning I stopped to grab my morning caffeine fix on the way to work. As usual it led to an impromptu game of ‚Äė20 questions‚Äô‚Ä¶
‚ÄúIs this to take away?‚ÄĚ ‚Äď Yes it is.
‚ÄúWould you like an extra shot?‚ÄĚ ‚Äď Yes please.
‚ÄúWould you like chocolate sprinkled on top?‚ÄĚ ‚Äď Yes I would.
‚ÄúDo you have a loyalty card?‚ÄĚ ‚Äď Yes I do.
‚ÄúWould you like a receipt?‚ÄĚ ‚Äď Umm‚Ä¶ I guess so. Always useful to have a receipt, right?
The paper was thrust into my hand, and before I could read it the nice waitress was already serving up an espresso macchiato to the next customer. It was only when I got to work did I notice those immortal words:
Please keep this receipt for your records